not the federal reserve. from new york, good night, america. [ applause ]

>> that is an awful pun. how do you live with yourself? >> you tweeted that earlier today. >> i sure did. >> you are a maze of pain and apathy. >> i apologize for nothing. >> go away. i said go away. let's welcome our guest. she is so british that big ben asks her for the time. i am here with imogen lloyd webber. she is so cute that strawberry short cake sleeps in imogen lloyd webber pajamas. and he is the man from steely dan, the ruby from the due be. the legend dairy musician, jeff "skunk" baxter. he knows tunes like i know prunes. i am not ashamed to say that. and for him the final four refers to his teeth. my repulsive sidekick, bill shultz. and he is the gov that

everyone loves. sitting next to me, the former arkansas governor mike huckabee. he hosts "huckabee" named after him. it is saturday, which i will be on, and sunday, which i will be on. if you don't own a copy of his book, i want nothing to do with you or your ugly face. and he is an aging crank with sales in the tank. good to see you, pinch. >> >> be sure to log on toking ething called the inter webs to view the current state of mixed marriages in the south. as a talking paper that is both black and white this is something i readily support. greg? >> i heard you lost bob herbert today. >> i did. but we'll find him. >> great. he is fighting a takeover, but needed a makeover. i speak of qaddafi who went under the knife to upgrade his life. it is true, in 1995, i think that's him on the left, the freaky fashist handed his mug over to a brazilian surgeon.

they interviewed the doc who removed fat from the dictator's belly and injected it into his raisen-like face. and he also gave him hair plugs. good for him. said the doc, he said he was in power for 25 years and he didn't want the young people of his nation to see him as an old man. being seen as fat poop is fine apparently. the surgery took four hours and midway through he stopped to have a hamburger. but that's not the only -- but is that the only surgery he has had? let's see how he aged over the years. >> he really does get better with age. meanwhile president obama vowing to pressure he has been too busy with his ncaa bracket to deal with libya. he will talk to the nation on monday night.

let's go to dd. did obama wait too long to speak to the nation? >> i believe that means yes. he could be in your band. >> yes. >> not the fox musicians. >> no, they are great. i'm talking about some of the people i played with through the years. >> gov, you ran a small country. it was called arkansas. why do crazy dictators have crazy hair? isn't that a correlation or a hint that maybe you might be dealing with a problematic person? >> i think it was the blonde nurse. she kept muscling with his hair and that was a lot. this was a strange guy. this is a guy who has the personality of charlie sheen and the wardrobe of lady gaga.

quite an interesting character. >> "skunk" you have marvelous hair. did you think qaddafi needed all that work? >> yeah. the guy is just -- i mean, he could stop a watch. anyway, i guess he doesn't take advice and the part i dig is the cheeseburger, the hamburger. if i ever get a triple bypass, i want that by one. but the big question is, did he get frize with that? -- fries with that? >> i am a little perplexed by the choice of surgeon. aren't brazilians supposed to remove hair, greg? >> oh stop. >> you are welcome, america. >> oh wow. >> we have fun. we have fun here, we do. the brits seem to be more hawkish than this war about the -- than the americans? >> what are we doing? i have said this so many times this week, but honestly, history has taught us that a

plan is only as good as an exit strategy. we should have learned that in iraq. but the armed forces military goes, oh no, we don't have an exit strategy. have we learned nothing? muppets of the uk are leading the world, apparently. i'm sorry, america. >> governor if we did nothing and people were masacred, that would be wrong. we had to step in and stop this guy and protect his people. is that so wrong? >> i think we have to ask ourselves do we step in every time there is a wrong? the chinese have killed thousands of their own people, and what do we do? we have made a nice dinner for the president to come over and have nice tea and we rolled out -- literally rolled out the red carpet for him. you have kim gong i will who -- kim jong-il who has not been citizen of the year in korea. and whether it is yemen or liberia all across the world. the question is, do we get prompted because we have seen

so many media images that we are driven to it by the images? are we driven to it by the principals that there is something we can do to intervene and we have a clear and defined mission? >> that's an interesting point. what drove egypt were the images and the fact that mubarak -- he was easy to get rid of. and that's why obama hesitated. he didn't see the images and he didn't think qaddafi would be easy to get rid of. >> i think the big confusion, and i would love to get you guys to weigh in on this, but on one hand we said qaddafi has to go. and then we turned around and said, but we are not going after him. well, i don't get it. isn't that the main thing? if it is because of a threat to america, i believe that ahmadinejad poses more of a threat to the american people, and we watched him kill in the streets and didn't even feel the need to call for his

dismissal. >> are you a military guy "skunk," you work with the defense. what do you have to say? >> the gov has a right of syria is a blood bath and so is iran. it looks like we had to find one guy that everybody hated. who is going to be the fat kid in school? we beat up this guy. what is interesting, one of the reasons they may have gotten -- you may think i am paranoid. i think one of the reasons that they got the u.n agreement is because i think the chinese and the russians would really like to have a good look at how the united states and the coalition allies fight wars. get an update on the radars. >> that is paranoid. you scare me a little "skunk" but in a good way. obama is doing well in the ncaa brackets. doesn't it can sell out everything and make him possibly? >> you stepped to do well when you pick the front seeds.

pragmatic, greg. pragmatic. i have an inability to form an opinion on just about anything. so i decided to e-mail our senior reporter rick eleven ven that will and he admired him in libya to ask him what is going on. i think we have bitten off a little more than we can chew with these rebels. he described them as right out of "mad max." they welded guns on to toyotas. they look at them as if they are a new toy and they randomly fire into the air. >> by the way, "mad fax --" mad max" they were scary. thisy were road warriors. >> you said send mel gibson to libya. >> antisemite would not do. >> that's right. >> you have to find somebody. from rage to ratings.

when it comes to approval, is america on the moval? a new gal lop survey shows the u.s. has higher global approval ratings than china, russia, japan, france, and germany who i was surprised 20* hear were all still countries. every year gal lop asks people whether they approve of the performance of the leaders of the u.s. and six other unimportant nations. 25% disapproved and 21% did not know how to speak. germany was second followed by france and japan and russia's 27%. america's ranking is much higher than it was under the evil bush-hitly regime. in 2008 we ranked 6th proving once again that barack obama is the greatest president in the history of the world. perhaps the iewners have. -- universe and whatever con tans the universe and whatever contains that. isn't that right cat who snores like a human?

>> i would have to move to the second bedroom. i bet you are going to tell me how great it is for americans to be popular. >> maybe there is somebody around this table who can bring up the ratings to over 50%. i'm sure you could lead the way. >> i would never announce the candidacy on "red eye." >> no, you wouldn't. >> are we better off now that we are more well liked? does that translate into how america is? >> i would rather us be feared than liked. and i will be honest. i don't want everybody to love us and like us if they will pick on us and kick sand in our eyes. i would rather them be so afraid that the united states with this power that we would not have to use it. you don't have to use it when people are afraid you might. >> as opposed to peace through

strength. >> we have gone from speak softly to carry a big stick to make apologies and throw away the stick. 2* hasn't worked out well. >> aren't we liked because we have been humbled in a way because they can see our troubles and now we are not seen as the big fearsome united states and now we have the money problems and the conflicts in the middle east. is that why suddenly we are liked? >> i think we are liked because it is the only country where it is not illegal to be illegal. on a serious note, if you read the constitution and the bill of rights and declaration of independence, it is obvious why people want to come here. and the thing is, there is serious diversity, not just diversity, but diversity. the number one tv show in tehran was "baywatch." the soft power has become more and more of a stronger method ole gee for the united states to -- methodology for the united states to spread its

culture. >> but there was also hasselhoff. you can't just say -- hasselhoff made "baywatch." >> they were not looking at hasselhoff. >> i don't know. they might have been. >> that same poll says you have a negative 3% popularity rating. that means that even your family hates you. >> i don't believe that. i actually president do. what are your sources on that? >> i called your parents and they told me they hate you. >> that's awful. i wouldn't say that we are liked now because we don't speak softly and don't carry a big stick. what i remember from the bush administration is we spoke rather loudly and we used our stick to hit countries we probably shouldn't. the fact we are not doing that anymore. >> we just did it to libya. >> everybody is on the same page with libya. i am not. >> going into libya was a

mistake. >> you would be the type of person that where when they showed the dead bodies you would go, where were we? >> that's a good t-shirt. to the greg-alogue. tonight a special guest commentary by terk pendleton from the new late night fox show, "the adventures of terk pendleton and his trusty mutt, smithers." >> well, you would think their feet had fallen asleep judging by the national organization for women dragged them and getting the jab at sarah palin. if you remember last friday he called her a degrading slang i won't repeat here because even we have standards. barely. behold. >> sarah palin finally heard what happened in japan. she is demanding we invade tsunami.

she says these tsunami people will not get away with this. speaking of dumb [ bleep] did you hear about -- >> the feminist group after much pressure responded to this saying, listen supposedly progressive men, cut the crap and stop talking about using female body terms or other gender associated slurs or gas. unless are you pregnant, of course. but now lisa bennett just couldn't leave it alone and continuing with, "you are trying to take up our time getting us to defend your friend, sarah palin. if you keep us busy defending her we can't defend women's body from the reproductive rights, attacks, and other attacks to our freedoms and et cetera. sorry to disturb you. it is too much to expect this

agency to man up. they condemn such crap, but when a conservative is a target, who cares? that's why you really want blame mar. he thinks he gets a pass from feminists because he always has. and speaking of maar, this was his ingenuous strategy all along to expose the huh poke craw see by periodically heighing vulgarities. he is truly an american hero and revealing to all the modern left is a two-faced mess. or he could be a huge jerk. if you disagree, you are worse than bill maar. >> terk is an interesting guy. >> looks uh hot like you. >> but taller. >> taller than me? >> and much younger jie. you are slimer. >> i and i got a haircut so it makes me look a little shorter. "skunk" what do you make of the response? we were against it, but leave us alone.

>> i don't understand the fear. having learned from being in a comedic situation that when people go beyond their depth of knowledge, the first thing they do is say go after so and so. i am amazed at the amount of vitrial, the unbelievable anger toward this woman. i don't know her that well and she seems like a nice person. i don't know if she should be president. i don't have an opinion. it amazes me the depth of fear that people have because they try to insult her and they come down on her like a ton of bricks all the time. that bothers me because why are they frightened. that's power. better to be feared than to be loved. >> do you think maar -- he uses the double standard. every time he says it this happens. >> now has become increasingly

irrelevant over the past several years, and because they cannot defend anyone who is not in their i'd logical corner, it is not the national organization for women. it is the national organization for the far left female, and that is clearly exposed. not just in this one instance, but time after time after time, when you have an opportunity to stand up for women as human beings and they only stand up for women when they are left human beings. >> good point. should they change their name? national organization of far left women, nafl. >> i can't believe we are giving this dinasaur air time. radio will ignore them. sometimes you have to ignore them on twitter or whatever. i think on the opposite side of the spectrum, how many women are there in american poll techs. we should be celebrating that. great for palin and great for michelle.

you have three women around him. it is great for women in power now. >> i love women in power. >> bill, as a founding member of the national organization of huh maser raw dites, what is your take on this? >> look, the fact of the matter is she hasn't given them a lot of work. >> she is not exactly pro now or anything they stand for. >> imogen is right. this guy is addicted to controversy. anytime there is a sound byte that is plane in the media, you can see him bristle. he absolutely thought about that ahead of time and he is doing exactly what he wants. >> i have to go. coming up, what is the story with geese? we discuss governor huckabee's new book "what's up with geese

and their relentless attack on the right." and what is sylvester stallone up to? 4 foot 3. i kid. he is gorgeous. tiny, but gorgeous.

should the tax man give a hoot about your daily commute? the congressional budget office or cbo released a mind-blowing report recommending the government tax people base how many miles they drive. this to help fund highway maintenance. and indeed they feel the scam is a, quote, possible option for raising new revenues. says democratic congressman kent conrad, great name, quote, do we move to an assessment based on how many miles vehicles go? so we can capture revenue from those who are going to be using the roads and aren't going to be paying any gas tax with hybrids and electric cars?

there is a true government servant. the only thing that could quell my anger is a baby wool law -- wollaby sucking his thumb. i think it worked. i feel a lot better. >> that's gross. i didn't like that. >> governor, what is right with this idea? anything? >> not really. here is the thing, if it were a replacement tax and you got rid of the 18.4% tax that's one thing. here is the irony of this. the federal government has been pushing people to get fuel efficient cars, and saying we need to go electric. we need to go hybrid. we need to go high mileage. to what purpose? well, the gas tax has gone down, and now they can't afford the rough. so now they are looking to hit the drivers with something else. it is amazing. >> the more you drive, the more you pay.

who does this hurt? it hurts the working man who has to drive long places -- long distances to places. >> where is terk when you need him? it is a brilliant idea. this means only rich people can drive. since they fly anyway nobody will be on the road except truckers. truckers will have waivers so they don't pay taxes. it allows the government to have one of these wonderful agencies and as usual the government gets the elevators and the americans get the shaft. >> special note to truckers, i will be on the rest stop -- at the rest stop on i-90. i will be wearing a red hat, and that's it. >> bill, you do a lot of personal appearances at truck spops. >> i do. i like to get out there and meet the family. >> you don't have paraphernalia to sign. >> no. >> they don't know you are on a tv show. >> yes, and i find that's a plus. >> last word, you are probably for this crap, you socialist.

>> it is so expensive to implement. 18%, we pay 60% in tax on our fuel. >> are you trying to say we are the least taxed nation in the world? >> we are taxed too much. this tax proves that the government has one person and whether it is succeeds or fails, it just needs more. it wants more and it will never stop until it swallows all of you up. i am taking a break and i get the last word. do you have a comment on the show? e-mail us. red eye at fox news fox news .com. don't forget to see bill. to leave a voicemail, 212-462-5050. he will be around the rest stop, by the bathroom. >> last one to the left. >> still to come, the half time report from tv's andy levy, a jerk. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by sharks. the type of fish where the skeleton and the highly stream lined body dates back 420

million years ago. thanks, shark.

welcome back. let's find out if we got anything wrong so far. for that we go to andy levy. andy, what's happening? >> "what's happening" was a great 1970s sitcom are with rog, duane and rerun. it also had rog's mom and

sister and shirley who was always hanging out. >> how did you know? >> he was the low life who recorded our concert in st. louis. >> wonder who wrote that script. >> warn you are brothers? >> who was that guy? >> good to see you again. >> i thought it was governor huckabee. >> that was before hair plugs. >> nice. you are like cheryl tiegs with a mustache. >> i like how you owned that line. you didn't let the line own -- own you. >> it was my motivation. bill, you said you were perplexed by qaddafi's choice of surgeons for his plastic surgery. as was i. it turns out it is the same brazilian doctor who worked on

him. >> brazil, really? >> is it safe? >> governor, you said do we get involved every time somebody does something wrong? don't you think when president obama said we cannot stand idlely by when a tyrant says there will be no mercy? he backed himself into a corner and if that's the standard, thin -- then we have to. >> it so, we will be a very, very busy country. we better get 10 million young people to be soldiers. >> i don't think we can do that. >> probably not. greg is willing to go and we will send bill. >> we said we would move into a military installation. >> we can send bill -- we can send bill now. >> what part of sequential do you not understand, andy? >> skunk, you said one of the reasons the chinese and russians didn't block the u.n resolution was they wanted to get a good look at how we fight a war.

not a war. it is a time limited and scope limited military action. >> and anytime anything goes bang bang and there is a radar there is a war. >> i have been told otherwise by my government which i always believe. >> that means charlie sheen is a walking war. >> that's a good point. >> second of all, i think what the chinese have learned we are using gnaw poll yuan's battle plan. first we see up and then we see what happens. >> that's the nancy pelosi medical plan. we find out what is in it. it is a total new concept and it is working. >> worldwide approval of america tops other major powers. didn't i deal with this already? >> you might have. >> greg, you refer to russia as a tiny island nation. >> yes. >> i believe it is an archipelago. >> lots of tor pells -- turtles there.

>> yeah. >> i am talking about the chocolate snack. >> governor, i don't want to take you out of context. i want to make sure i get this right. when you said, quote, "when i am the glorious leader of america and there are no more elections you will see some inning chas around here. what did you mean"? >> pretty much what i said. >> if you don't get that you need to quit and find a job in newspapers where there is nothing but ambiguity. u.s. times has an opening. you should take it. >> i admire your can dor, sir. >> thank you rveght -- thank you. i i will do my best. imogen even though it went from 34 in 2008 under evil bush hitler to 49% under obama it dropped to 47% in 2010. >> it has still not plummeted to the depths of before. >> after lib yew, absolutely.

>> simple question, simple answer. >> possibly wrong though. >> possibly. >> imogen, do you think the uk's actions in libya are making them look bad in the eyes of the world? >> it is clearly a mistake. it is ridiculous. nobody has any idea what is going on. everybody is contridicting themselves. >> imogen, the brits said part of the agenda is killing qaddafi. at least you said that. >> the minister of defense did, and then the equivalent of the joint chief of staff said not really. and then david cameron spent six hours going around the issue. nobody has the guts to say it. >> i am con us food by the muppet reference. >> greg-alogue, bill mar. you said when people are out of their depth, they go to a personal attack. you are an idiot.

>> the love you show for me is awesome. >> governor, you think now has been relevant over the last few years. i don't think he meant to be massage nistic, he just used a word that is offensive, but he is a comeeden why. >> -- comeeden why. >> you think that? >> i do think that. i think you are wrong. >> do you want to do something about it? >> i do. he will take you out. >> i will stay right where m why. -- where i am. you said the congressional budget office report recommends that the government tax people based on how many miles they drive. they were tasked to do this report by the chairman of the senate budget committee. all they did was analyze the approaches to funding highways, alternatives to the gas tax and they say, to provide objective and partial

analysis, they did not make any recommendations. >> i apologize. i apologize for nothing to quote some strange man. imogen, you said you pay a 60% tax on fuel. >> at least we are not dealing with our deficit. >> you are better than that. >> if you don't do an exit, one does go bankrupt. >> i expect more from you. >> you do? okay. >> the chemistry is lacking tonight. i usually have fireworks. it is friday clearly. your sexual chemistry is working for the weekend. >> are you joe and andy? let's take a break and go back to your little hole in hell of

the john travolta finally comes out -- with a new fragrance. my name is "glee" you make me flea from my tv. gotta pea.

does twitter make tinseltown tougher, or were the roaring 20s rougher? well, with the recent passing of elizabeth taylor, author william jmann reflects on celebrities now and the golden age of hollywood. writing in the "new york times," a maybe, he points out that before they protected the lives of the stars. today they face nonstop media coverage over several platforms. kind of like these a-listers.

i totally get why the paparazzi followed them everywhere. let's discuss this in our lightning round. >> very quick. gov, you are a celebrity. does the web and social networking make it harder to live a life? >> it is harder for anybody. if you do anything public, now you already there is no such thing as a private moment. everything you do is being videotaped by somebody who thinks they are a cinemaing to grough feer because they have a cell phone. >> it actually keeps everybody on their toes, but it makes my life hard. do you think the world has changed for celebrity and should we feel their pain? >> we should feel their pain because nobody will get pain anymore. computer-generated movies, celebrities wanting to be celebrities instead of getting paid pour it. toss the new world and it is sad. >> that's a down, but i don't care. do you worry about the psyche

of gwenyth paltrow? >> the whole mystique is gone, but if you are smart you can do well with the terrain. kim kardash eight n built on twitter, basically and her backside. if you are smart you can use it to your advantage. >> bill, you haven't achieved anything and nobody recognizing you which is a win-win. it has a cast that will will have you a buzz. elizabeth taylor, really? i i was not around during her heyday, but america knew every pill she popped and every drank she drank and every man she cheated with. >> what you are saying is -- she was on tv a lot, but that's because of larry king, wasn't it? >> the more outlets there are are, the more the celebrity expands to fill it. it is like taxes.

>> the good thing is you have a right to reply immediately. it has to change the landscape. >> it is great because you now know how dumb they are. when they are handling theiren on twitter account -- >> that's the best part. sylvester stallone is launching a clothing line featuring jeans, shirts -- i love active wear, and wops and shoes. the main source is rocky and rambo. rocky fe end of the day is a love story and rambo showcases the other side of masculinity. he is a loaner. it will offer looks for the gentleman. >> best idea? >> the guy is a smart guy. he came up with a movie idea called "rocky" and nobody would buy into it. he is a smart guy. if you want he can have a pray greens called "sweat." is this what the information world need? >> they clearly want to look

like sly staw lope. i think qaddafi and his sons have their order in. >> all you have to do is buy old head hardy clothing and spray. >> gov, would you wear anything from this line? >> probably the head band. that would look good with my suit. >> when you play base with the head band. >> with the tie and the coat. bill, should he have picked more interesting characters in his -- what is the word? >> rep paw story? "cop from" stop or my mama will shoot." will rambo line have mullet relaxer and can i pre or the. -- pre order. tune in tomorrow and i will. the cast of glue has done it again. made me attempt to chew my own here off.

this time there are seven new tracks from last week's episode. "skunk" you put out a lot of music. these are a bunch of covers doing well. does it bother you they are so bland and unoriginal. this is music, right? >> it is scary, but it is good for kids because kids get to be -- it shows you don't have to be a superstar to be involved. >> they are not really musicians. endorsements like glee vaccine scpses artificial human organs. >> are you thinking ahead. >> you reenact the entire episode with your friends by the overpass. >> they are not my friends. they forced me to do this every night at gunpoint. >> i don't think that's a good idea.

where would you get your entertainment. >> pleasure and pain. >> imogen, your father was in the beatles. what is your take on this? >> absolutely. i was going to go to the palace and her fans such as andy levy, buying multiple copies of her "glee" songs. >> he even dresses up. you have a tremendous knowledge of music, does this say more about the lack ever good songs being produced now that these mere copies, this music-generated guff, if you will. >> did i just age 30 years just now? it is beating everything on the charts. the studio controls the student. we are losing art to celebrity. there there was a day when people were artists and you can admire them. you can hear the first five

seconds of a stopping and you knew they were doing it because it is unique. it was produced by anen gyp near is it relevant to the process because they voices can be auto tuned and the students can be completely electronically and artificially created. the real musicians, we are losing them to this absolute trite -- and not that "glee" is. covers are great because they are covering good music. we are losing the ability who can survive generations by still making great, great music. >> i don't think you feel strongly about this. >> no. >> no disrespect to rebecca black or her family. >> her stuff is great. that's real art. >> next time bring an opinion. >> if you play the role of rerun? >> coming up after the break, something, probably.

last night i told you how much i enjoyed playing piping -- ping-pong with my uncle steve, nude.

let's get to the final bid of the latest piece of art. it is called jones in jeans. it is happening around in baggy jeans. the latest bid was $500 for this piece of art. well done, leslie. i received another bid for $500 which doesn't help. jim, you have to bid higher. that's how it works. if you bid $501, you would have won. but because leslie came first she wins. congratulations. you can bid later. leslie gets this piece of art that will be tastefully framed when we get the eek which. i call this pleasure in pain. it de -- depicts a weekend i spent in an internet cafe in the early 80s which is weird because there was no internet back then. she will be missed. e-mail your bid to this amazing picture i did myself. it is to be considered closed by friday of next week. and all of the money goes to the wounded warriors project.

and let's not forget the real message. it is about me impressing the pharmacist with my boundless compassion. >> mail time. the address is red eye at fox news .com. you write, i read. becky from new york leads things off. being the show is called "red eye" does anyone on the cast smoke pot? becky, none of us smoke pot here. that would interfere with our jobs and piss off the 4-headed kangaroo who can hear my thoughts. right now he is sleeping so he doesn't know we are having this conversation. somebody else says, what are the name of your guests on the show? i checked and i -- jack nicholson, an leaven gnaw jolie and kim jong-il. great guy. he bought me a leg of lamb.

he spent the weekend in vermont and he can roller blade. >> the fact that tucker carlson would compare jess saw black to paul -- jessica black to paul mccartney is like apples to oranges. that's like comparing kurt cobain to john 11 ton. john lennon is way mortal lented than kirk. but kurt, kurt cobain is a different story. david says, i watched your segment this morning. i can't wait to check your book out at the library. thank you, but you do realize that is like showing me a sand witch instead of feeding me the sandwich. you need to purchase the book at a reasonable price. might i add all of the proceeds go to charity. charity is what i call my pool bay.

we will close things out with the most game wrap up. for more go to foxnews.com/redeye.

i am going to be on huckabee on saturday at 8 p.m. and that is today in a few hours. back to you in the post game wrap up. >> how is the book doing? >> it is doing well. but it could be doing better. buy it. >> "skunk" i hear a pretty big name is attached to your solo project. >> clint black came on board and he wants to do the show, but greg is afraid of what he will say if he gets on the show. >> i fear to one. >> you fear everyone. >> except everyone. >> i was going to say that, you jerk. imogen, what would you like for your birthday next week?